just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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