Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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