i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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