I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
There r osticjed everywhere
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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