Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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