weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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