remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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