My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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