You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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