It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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