Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Help me help you realize you are a moron
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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