You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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