just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
