I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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