Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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