She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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