Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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