he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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