felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
sex in a hospital.. check
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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