It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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