yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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