ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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