We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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