Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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