Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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