But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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