Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
You smell like stripper and shame
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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