When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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