If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Blood and glitter go together right?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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