The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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