i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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