you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize