It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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