Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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