So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
As shirtless as possible
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
