just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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