he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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