I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
we're so committed to being not committed
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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