Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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