you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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