can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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