Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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