hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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