susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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