Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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