You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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