Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
