My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Randomize
