Dual....:-)
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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