Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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