Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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