I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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